By Katie W., Grade 4

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The dog ate my homework

And I don’t know why

Maybe he was hungry

Or his mouth was dry


A goat ate my homework

Flying on the breeze

He chewed it from the corner

And the taste made him wheeze


A fish ate my homework

With teeth as sharp as can be

He chewed it to a mushy ball

Before climbing up a tree


A timelord ate my homework

With a slice of pear

He flew away in a blue box

It could be anywhere


An ewok ate my homework

With a wooden spear

Wait…there it is crumpled in my backpack

I guess I can turn it in, so here