Mixed Animals in the House
by Avery and Natalie, 4th Grade
You’ve heard of Zorzes (of courzes)! But have you heard of Raigs? No? That’s because Dr. Natalie H. and Dr. Avery M. just made it up. It’s 1/2 pig, 1/2 rat (how’s that?). Here are some other animals we mixed:
A Morid: this awesome animal eats bananas and worms and it likes to fly up side down and takes watches and money from visitors on the beach. I almost forgot they live in the rain forest and they, are a mix of a monkey and a bird look they even made a drawing of one!!
Jokes
Q: What does a cow a play?
A: A mookalayly!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What does a bird do when he’s in trouble?
A:He wings it!!!!!!!!!
Q: What is a dog and a puppy mixed together?
A: A puppy dog!!!!!!!
Q:What’s a bunny and a rabbit mixed together?
A: A bunny rabbit!!!!!!!!!
Q: What bug invented the slug bug car?
A: A slug named bug… Get it? A SLUG NAMED BUG!!!
Loved your funny jokes and your drawing of the morid too, but the next time I go to the beach I’ll leave my money and watch at home. 🙂
I have a mixed up animal joke for you. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? A Porkasuarus Rex
Ha! I love that joke well.. because I love pigs and my brother was in to dinosaurs!!
This seems very thought-through! I like it a lot! This interested me at how wild and crazy this could be, and, knowing the two of you, I knew it was going to crazy. It’s great!