Hi guys. I have some good jokes:
- How do you put an elephant in an oven?
Ans. You open the oven and put the elephant in.
- How do you put a giraffe in an oven?
Ans. You open the oven, take the elephant out and put the giraffe in.
- There was an animal meeting. What animal wasn’t there?
Ans. The giraffe, he was in the oven.
- There is a river and you want to cross it. But there are crocodiles. How do you cross it?
Ans. The crocodiles are at the animal meeting, so you just wade across!!!!!
by John H-T, 4th Grade